Alien made it home last night with the help of the zoobomb crew!

[Alien Bomber]

It turns out that i can't ride a minibike when i've consumed 5 pabst, 1 hamm's, and 2 gnarly wines. It was the gnarly wines that did me in for sure! 

I don't remember riding home or eating shit all those times but luckily for me Guard rail put his number in my phone. He explained to me how I ate shit twice on the way to burnside then once more on burnside. When I woke up, in my bed amazingly, I first noticed that my hand hurt like hell, so I figured I ate it, then I rolled out of bed to discover my gear on the floor and in shambles. My left kneepad is destroyed, my pants are covered in mud and shredded, my body armor has marks all over it, my helmet is all scratched up and the lights on my bike are gone. Fortunately all of my belongings made it home with me. Amazingly I have only a little road rash on my hand. If crashing were a sport I'd be a pro!


I can't thank you guys and gals enough. I don't remember who all helped me and I can only hope to return the favor to someone else.

[Martini]

perfect zoobomb material.

[rif*raf]

guardrail and i i convinced you to put your helmet on and buckle it and made everyone wait for us at the top of big burnside (cuz i wanted to race with them) while i coxed you into exchanging numbers with someone, which took awhile in the midst of your stumbling and ranting.  you're not the first one i've had that encounter with. i worry about the safety of the wasted on runs like that, but more of the future of zoobomb.  some drunk idiot killing himself could ruin it for everybody.

thank you for your apology.  please never do it again. (get that wasted while bombing, that is). 

[cupcake]

glad to hear you made it. you were spillin all over the place.

and your bike is super nice, so you cant blame your crashes on that.

[Alien Bomber]

Yes it was definitely operator error on my part! My bike is great shape still.